Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
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Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
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I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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