Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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