She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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