Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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