too bad you live with your parents still
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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