idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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