he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
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His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
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Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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