I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
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I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
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I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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