windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
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It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
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He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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