Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
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We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
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Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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