U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
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i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
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i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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