The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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