just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
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I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
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And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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