It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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