names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
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Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
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Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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