problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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