HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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