i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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