new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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