can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
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what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
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The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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