First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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