okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
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So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
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No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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