Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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