I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
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Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
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just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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