Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Randomize
