Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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