Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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