His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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