So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
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eta to your mouth 5 minutes
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
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He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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