just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
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This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I will be naked everywhere
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
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And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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