my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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