What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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