you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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