I hate your face
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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