Don't you send me to vm
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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