I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
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I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
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I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
She has the best kind of daddy issues
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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