I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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