YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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