Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
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They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
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Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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