We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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