So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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