in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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