Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
