My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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