You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
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scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
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Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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