I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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