Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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