Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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