grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
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i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
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So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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