She's JV to your varsity
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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