I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
All the doctor said was why
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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