i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
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Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
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You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?