She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Randomize
