dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
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Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
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I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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