whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
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He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
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I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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